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Strike Demotivational Poster


NINJA CAT -


TAGS: ninja cat strikes again humor
Rating: 4.37/5

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lgvernon - September 22, 2013, 12:27 pm

Thank you, CL!~
chickenlittle - September 22, 2013, 12:26 pm
So funny LG! Great pic too! :)
lgvernon - September 21, 2013, 7:06 pm

Thanks, Mao--!
maoworks2 - September 21, 2013, 5:42 pm
Great Pic I Had A Cat Just Like That And I Drink Out Of The Carton ? 5L.


BOBBY SANDS - I can has cheezburger?




IF AT FIRST -


TAGS: airstrike
Rating: 4.85/5

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Zetsubel - May 24, 2011, 12:12 pm
Luvit. 5L.


WHEN HUNGER STRIKES -


TAGS: hunger strikes challenge python killer rabbit
Rating: 4.82/5

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autumnspirit - January 9, 2011, 9:48 pm
This could not have been done any better! Perfect! 5L's!
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 2:08 am
Perfection.
ICEMAN - May 30, 2010, 2:07 am
I was a little leery on how this one would do too. Thanks guys.
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 1:50 am
And this should be nuthin' but 5!
EssenceOfJester - May 21, 2010, 9:45 pm
That rabbits got a kill streak a mile wide!
R.S.Jake - May 18, 2010, 3:09 pm
'One...two...Five L's!'
Faceplant31 - May 17, 2010, 11:20 pm
I love it! I am liking the new appearance of the posters as well Iceman
agdaniele - May 17, 2010, 11:18 pm
Loooook!
Sean - May 17, 2010, 11:16 pm
"Right, cover me." 5.
ICEMAN - May 17, 2010, 10:47 pm
**** - *LMAO*
ICEMAN - May 17, 2010, 10:46 pm
LMOA Aggy! Thanks. (you too Cubby)
agdaniele - May 17, 2010, 10:45 pm
Voteth 5... no more, no less.
Cubbybear - May 17, 2010, 10:39 pm
LOL! great reference 5/5


FEAR - Sure it looks small and a little cute... Then you remember the thing that gave birth to this thing is still out there.....


TAGS: monsters strike fear 50cal
Rating: 3.11/5

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rerun - November 22, 2010, 11:39 am

only told him about the site a week ago.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2010, 11:39 am
Where's the fun in that?
rerun - November 22, 2010, 11:36 am

don't know if he is a member at all
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2010, 10:52 am
Is Justin an active member?....we could roast him.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2010, 10:49 am
Oh, we're talking about Aggy's Mom again?
rerun - November 22, 2010, 10:48 am

glad I could help....oh, look. A train
rerun - November 22, 2010, 10:47 am

I sent an e-mail to a co-worker about this site. He has no idea I am a member/moderator. Maybe Justin can take a hint, it is "key" in his "account". I guess he will know if he reads this
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2010, 10:46 am
*am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2010, 10:45 am
Thanks for the setup RR
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2010, 10:45 am
I told him...But not which one I way........Hey Brian!!!!! Don't judge me!
rerun - November 22, 2010, 10:43 am

did you let him in on the fact you are a mod, or is he going to find out today when he reads these comments?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2010, 10:43 am
I asked him "who are the Moderators" and he said "there's a bunch, But this Agdaniele Guy is really gross"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2010, 10:41 am
So, Last night at work I was walking through one of the work areas...and I found an engineer viewing Motifake on his office PC. I swear to God, He said "Check out this site.."The comments are funnier than the posters...But The Moderators are sick people"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2010, 10:39 am
Only in the "currency" I give Aggy's mom.
rerun - November 22, 2010, 10:34 am

when has vaildity ever been an issue?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2010, 10:33 am
I have no valid response to that....Bababooey!!!!
rerun - November 22, 2010, 10:32 am

be careful, they cut my nose off last year, the great kosher cancer nose scare of 2009.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2010, 10:22 am
That's just racist Rerun....You want to hear my thoughts about your nose?...
rerun - November 22, 2010, 10:18 am

I thought those eyes looked Canadian
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2010, 10:12 am
How dare you bastards talk about Celine Dion that way!
culos - November 22, 2010, 9:59 am
Nah, had one but I divorced her
Ed-Hyde - November 22, 2010, 9:55 am
I don't know what it is, but I want one.
firedog911 - November 20, 2010, 3:53 pm
What the f*** is that thing?!?
matt28 - November 20, 2010, 2:21 am
That looks like the love-child of Bubbles the Chimp and a Predator. Yikes!
5150monkeylove - November 19, 2010, 9:11 pm
looks like it could be your kid 50.... Quake never showed the youngsters.


PESSIMISM -




2-64 AGAINST LEFTIES - I was going to write something funny here, but instead i thought i would just bask in the ineptitude that is Adam Dunn


TAGS: bad baseball sport strike out
Rating: 4/5

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caveman - July 17, 2011, 12:02 am
i'm here with you, i'm a diamondbacks fan
ICEMAN - July 16, 2011, 11:54 pm
Don't remind me. He used to be a Diamondback.


Strike Plan -




Ninja Cat Strikes Again! -




TOMORROW -




THE GRIN REAPER -




YOUR DATE - You know it's not working out when she begs you to slip her a roofie.


TAGS: please strike him now lord
Rating: 4.92/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 6:45 pm
in which case we would call that premeditation, her a sl*t, and she would get to be shared with all your weird friends and relatives:)
rerun - February 5, 2012, 6:05 pm

especially when she supplies her own roofie for you to slip her
Verdeckt - February 4, 2012, 11:43 pm
Comment win!
BeNiceToMe - February 4, 2012, 9:01 pm
thanks Sho :)
Sho - February 4, 2012, 8:47 pm
Qmao


TIPS FOR DATING - Man whose only goal is to round the bases will always strike out




TRINITY - When she strikes this pose, you will be dead before you hit the ground.


TAGS: trinity strikes pose
Rating: 3.47/5

More motifakes by MysteriousWoman5150

steve1961 - August 30, 2012, 12:03 am
It's only arrogance if I'm not better than everyone else...now do you still wanna play or shall I start trying to hurt your feelings? We're all just friends here...let's try and get along...okay?
MysteriousWoman5150 - August 29, 2012, 8:54 pm
Go to Hell you arrogant PIG!!!
steve1961 - August 26, 2012, 3:53 pm
Why are all the timmies and timmettes always hitting on me? Sorry, Honeybunch but as enticing such a coupling would be for you, I've afraid I would find it less so. Try hitting on a college student...I hear they'll pretty much do anyone...
GaryO - August 25, 2012, 8:16 pm
Blow you???!! Well now, that IS a mystery.….I may not have the wind, but willing to give it a huff to knock the dust off…spelunking has been a hobby of mine....should I expect an echo?
MysteriousWoman5150 - August 25, 2012, 5:33 pm
Blow Me!!!
steve1961 - August 24, 2012, 2:41 am
Relax, Honeybunch. Mariand was just making a reference to someone who had a similar name to yours. Ièm sorry that you took offence to something so minor but I a**ume the meds just wore off earlier than expected...
mariand - August 24, 2012, 2:04 am
oops... my fault... I shouldn't bother myself to pay attention to your posters.
MysteriousWoman5150 - August 23, 2012, 6:10 pm
up yours!!!
mariand - August 1, 2012, 5:59 pm
What?...5150, I don't recognize you... this isn't your style...hehehe


PREEMPTIVE STRIKE - Terminate With Extreme Discretion




BIRDSTRIKE (REDUX) -




WHEN YOU'RE HOT YOU'RE HOT -


TAGS: iceman strikes out
Rating: 4.96/5

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ICEMAN - August 30, 2011, 8:15 pm
Jealousy gets you nowhere Bub. She was flat anyway.


GRANDMA - AFTER THE ECONOMIC CRISIS SHE FOUND A NEW JOB. STRIKE FORCES SPOTTER.




GOING TO THE CHAPEL, AND..UH-OHH - "I still say a church steeple with a lightening rod on it shows a lack of confidence." - Doug McLeodop




Thunder -


TAGS: thunder lightning strike
Rating: 4.91/5

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Pagong - August 2, 2013, 12:53 am
Thanks, y'all. Fortunately, is not really my own experience. Unfortunately, saw a similar incident recently on the news.
GaryO - August 1, 2013, 9:03 am
Dang, turtle, izzat real? Greeny, you may be as sick as I am…maybe.
Reality Lord - August 1, 2013, 7:47 am

5tunning 5eries of po5ter5. excellent dude!
Greeny - August 1, 2013, 7:26 am
Dads & barbeque go together


THE COST OF INDIVIDUALITY -


TAGS: burnt out strike anywhere tth
Rating: 4.71/5

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spacedog - August 1, 2010, 1:53 pm
Beauty! 5L
Sean - August 1, 2010, 1:35 pm
Good thing he kept his d*** flaming to hisself, eh? Could a been quite the massacre. 5.
agdaniele - August 1, 2010, 1:33 pm
I love it today! Crew is taking hold of the submissions... it's almost like we're back in the roaring 2009's!
rerun - August 1, 2010, 10:51 am

I may have to add those to my tags as well....
TheTrashHeap - August 1, 2010, 10:49 am
Thanks Rerun. The Hebrew He-man, The Yiddish Yoda.
rerun - August 1, 2010, 10:25 am

fantastic, fantastic, fantastic, fantastic, fantastic.


A WELSH ENCOUNTER -




FELINE LOGIC - He doesn't have time before work to change the litter box? OK, so turn this thingy here... yeah, that's it. HA! He'll have time now!




DEATH - Maybe it wouldn't be so bad after all!




NEVER - fight fair


TAGS: airstrike
Rating: 4.74/5

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Tarapin - April 12, 2011, 1:36 am
A wise man once said, there's no such thing as "overkill". There's only "Dead", and "Not dead enough".
LiquidSquid - December 30, 2010, 11:27 am
Over kill is the only way to kill.
TheOne - December 29, 2010, 11:45 am
A man once said if at first you don't succeed...kill it with fire! lol 5L


EARTH - Strikes back


TAGS: earth invaders strike back aliens
Rating: 4.05/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - June 26, 2011, 1:05 am
awww dude, I used to love that game when I was a kid!
Benlulz - September 14, 2010, 2:39 pm
heh nice :)
Reality Lord - September 14, 2010, 1:44 pm

shoot me...i really liked this one. 5L


DAMN YOU -




CONSISTENCY -


TAGS: halloween haarakkon strikes again lock up yer wenches
Rating: 3.52/5

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Sean - November 1, 2009, 12:08 am
I would love to take credit for drawing that cheesily done eye-patch on the pic, but I just found it that way ... on the internet! I am, however, bloody d*** proud of the "Boo!" part.
RONSART - October 31, 2009, 10:25 pm
my 5L...genius.


STRIKE IT RICH -




STRIKE ZONE. THAT, SIR, IS NOT IT. -




Sneak Attack -




THE LUNCHROOM -




HUNGER STRIKES -


TAGS: may challenge hunger strikes homeless
Rating: 4.65/5

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Grimgravy - April 19, 2011, 7:35 pm
Sad but true.
PhxDebbie - May 19, 2010, 8:51 am
This is awesome 5L
rerun - May 17, 2010, 8:36 am

true demotivator. 5 unhappy meals
agdaniele - May 17, 2010, 8:34 am
Yep. 5L


GRETA GARBO AND MONROE -




IF YOU'RE DOWN - and troubled and you need a helping hand




COMING IN JUNE TO MOTIFAKE - The Ban Cannon


TAGS: 3 strikes
Rating: 4.55/5

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rerun - May 14, 2010, 1:30 pm

Is this going to have a remote fire control box? I am no longer allowed to have matches (something about an incident with TNT....)
R.S.Jake - May 14, 2010, 1:26 pm
Shhhhhhhh! You've already said too much!
agdaniele - May 14, 2010, 12:59 pm
You know that by the time it comes out, it's already obsolete. The stuff on the drawing board would blow your mind. Area 86 stuff.


Editing Software -




RELIEF -




DID JOO SAY -


TAGS: aggy strikes again
Rating: 4.22/5

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Reality Lord - October 30, 2010, 5:27 pm

dude i love this...5 from me...smiley face...lol.
GreyScorpion - October 30, 2010, 1:22 am
hehehehe...
agdaniele - October 30, 2010, 1:20 am
careful....
GreyScorpion - October 30, 2010, 1:20 am
nooo, I said I'm norVegian and my name is Woodcha Blowme, but vegas sounds fun
Mr. Shiny - October 30, 2010, 12:54 am
hmm


HUNGER STRIKE!?!?! - Bloody hell, mention that crap again and I'll will break your arse!


TAGS: hunger strike
Rating: 4.13/5

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FatherTyme - June 22, 2011, 1:26 pm
That's a hella face palm if I ever seen one
GreyScorpion - May 17, 2010, 9:27 pm
most arse's are all ready split aren't they?
agdaniele - May 17, 2010, 7:45 pm
5 Doughnuts!
TheTrashHeap - May 17, 2010, 6:56 pm
"I'll Will" Engrish mf'er! You rack diciprine!
Derek - May 17, 2010, 5:44 pm
Yes Chef!


JUST A LIGHT SNACK -


TAGS: hunger strike giant h** dog
Rating: 4/5

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agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 12:23 am
This is under-rated. Love it!


BEST STRIKES - sometimes the most unexpected result of your worst falls




HUNGER STRIKES? -




HUNGER STRIKES - Presenting our newest Weapon of Mass Destruction against Hunger Strikes-- The Human Couch Potato


TAGS: hunger strike may 17
Rating: 3.57/5

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frixxxx - June 22, 2011, 1:34 pm
And that's why I stopped posting...you guys are better at this than me...Nice one Fathertyme!
FatherTyme - June 22, 2011, 1:24 pm
Things have gotten bad for Fat Bastard ever since Dr Evil was defeated. He quietly spends his waning days days ordering from The Home Shopping Network...


HUNGER STRIKES - Sometimes Gut Instinct Is All That's Left




CUBBYBEAR, LOGICDUDE, BRITON OF ROSE, AND RONSART - You four are my god ALL WORSHIP AT THE CHURCH OF THE GREYBEARD


TAGS: great now god is going to strike me down
Rating: 2.83/5

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DreMagnum - November 13, 2009, 2:30 pm
Hence why i make a suggestion, not a demand
LogicDude - November 13, 2009, 2:15 pm
But to make it happen now would lead DreMagnum to think he has power and control...and Mr. Motifake is NO man's puppet!!! Although I do third the motion... ;-)
Haarakkon - November 13, 2009, 4:23 am
Sean has certainly earned that right.
DreMagnum - November 13, 2009, 12:46 am
I also suggest Sean be made a greybeard
LogicDude - November 10, 2009, 5:16 pm
AND the old bedroom riddle: "What's the sound of one hand fapping?" Why one hand, you may ask? Because the "twins" need some attention too!
Briton of Rose - November 10, 2009, 4:09 pm
LogicDude has answered the old Zen riddle: "What's the sound of one hand clapping?"
LogicDude - November 10, 2009, 3:45 pm
*fap**fap**fap**fap* - wait, are we still on Briton or are we talking Naru now? Briton you say? Oh - *clap**clap**clap**clap*
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 10, 2009, 12:40 pm
So....Does that make Naru a greybeard as well?
DreMagnum - November 10, 2009, 12:35 pm
*clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*
Briton of Rose - November 10, 2009, 12:34 pm
I'm a Greybeard now?!? WOOOOOHHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
motifake - November 10, 2009, 12:00 pm

Greybeard rank AWARDED
Dude 4515 - November 10, 2009, 1:41 am
Briton, you don't post on the forum often, but your posters are pure gold. your basicly a greybeard, without your beard yet
LogicDude - October 15, 2009, 7:11 am
C'mon Briton, we all know about the sword stashed inside your cane...
Briton of Rose - October 15, 2009, 6:26 am
Wait, does this mean you want me to be a Greybeard? I mean, I've been here since June of last year, but I hardly think I'm qualified to be grouped with the likes of LD, Ron, and Cubby-sama. I'm just a humble swordsmith, one with a cutting sense of humor.
Derek - October 14, 2009, 10:28 pm
Briton of Rose has a beard?


BASEBALL - Is that a Strike or a Ball? One thing's for sure, he won't be walking.




BASEBALL -


TAGS: baseball michael jordan sucked huge strike zone well there s always basketball that consolation prize
Rating: 2.38/5

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Bartimaeus - October 25, 2009, 11:16 pm
As states go, it's pretty sizable. I thought comparing a man to a landmass was the height of hyperbole. (pun not intended.)
DreMagnum - October 25, 2009, 9:44 pm
is Nevada really big or something?


FAILURE - I wish I could make a few million dollars a year and still fail 70% of the time




AIRSTRIKE - If at first you don't succeed, call in an air strike -Murphy War Law


TAGS: war helicopter airstrike murphy
Rating: 2.07/5

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Cheeseman - June 1, 2009, 1:31 pm
they use flares to elude heat seeking missiles and to look badass at airshows. Btw, bombs aren't red h** in air strikes.
Kaja - August 2, 2008, 7:12 pm
They uses flares to loke more badass on displays...
None - June 14, 2008, 8:25 am
They use flares to elude heat-seeking missiles.
Dannei - June 10, 2008, 3:18 pm
Only if the enemy has no idea that a flare does sweet f*** all to you...
author - June 6, 2008, 3:26 pm
this is not an airstrike (the helicopter releases flares), but will scare the enemy, hehehehe


BUTT-LOAD OF GANGS - This one gang kept wanting me to join, because I'm pretty good with a "BO-STAFF".




COUNTER STRIKE - not so cool in real life, is it?




NATURALK REMEDIES FOR MORNING SICKNESS -


TAGS: captain obvious strikes again
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 28, 2016, 7:41 am
After all these years, I still verp a little when somebody mentions that side effect---chuckle, chuckle. ^!
rerun - May 22, 2016, 10:24 am

Sometimes you have to pay after you play....for at least 18 years in most states


If I can't play with my toys -




lightning strike -




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